A Mouthful of Games uses a system of zero to four stars, with half-star increments, and a pantheon of great, important games called the 'Hall of Fame'. Here is a summary of what the different ratings mean.
~: HALL OF FAME :~
Games in the Hall of Fame fall outside of the star rating. These entries are a little more grounded in research, and takes a more objective approach to the game's historical significance. Here the reviewer attempts to account for the great importance it holds, either to him personally, or the surrounding gaming landscape and culture at large.
A Hall of Fame entry does not have to be a fully-fledged masterpiece today, but might have been at one time, or contains some element that elevates it to art. Most top scoring games will have the possibility to make their appearance here someday, but don't be surprised if games of lower scores find their way here as well.
4 stars - Masterful/Brilliant
3½ stars - Excellent/Very Good
3 stars - Good/Fun
2½ stars - Decent/Promising
2 stars - Okay/Average
1½ stars - Disappointing/Weak
Now we're reaching levels where anyone would struggle to find meaning. Has at least one fatal flaw, and nothing to redeem it. Only check this game out if you're a devout genre fan or franchise completionist. You might find something worthwhile, even though the reviewer did not. Usually overlong timewasters with uninspiring content, dull aesthetics or lacklustre technical qualities.
1 star - Poor/Bad
Reserved for the truly bad and unsalvagable, this is a no-go zone for anybody. Parts of the game does not function properly, or even the concept behind the game might be flawed. If it has any qualities whatsoever, it's in departments that do not matter in the slightest, making the reviewer question whether the developers has their priorities straight. What's more - even if a game has average gameplay, horrible writing might relegate it all the way down to this score, and vice versa.
½ star - Awful/Horrible
A game that hardly functions, or executes everything so horribly that it is near unplayable. It could have unresponsive controls, a faulty camera, and suffer from numerous glitches or even crashing - all at the same time. You name it. Everything about this game makes it an unintentionally provocative mess. A game any reviewer would hope to not come across many times in a lifetime, but nevertheless will know by sight and stench. Should never have seen the light of day.
*** ZERO STARS ***
Games that were designed to provoke, games that can hardly be called games, games that are morally or politically bankrupt, games that are so bad we can only laugh at them, games that belong to the worst-of-all-time lists. Games that the reviewer will enjoy poking fun at. They are hard to come by, and the reviewer secretly dreads the day it happens, but by research he should know how they present themselves. Let's wait and see if and when it happens...
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